I have a small mole on my neck and Gemma is obsessed with it. So creepy. She got a bug bite in almost the same exact spot on her neck and flipped out! "MOM!!! I have a nickel like you!!!" It took me an hour to figure out she was trying to say nipple... I guess her tiny 'nickels' do look like moles... She threw her hands up in the air and said "THANK YOU JESUS FOR MY NICKEL!!!!" I just flat out died laughing and she was overjoyed.
After my last doctors appointment Gemma asked me if she could give me a check up, she looked in my mouth with the flash light and said, "okay. I'm gonna ask you some questions... Did you have any tractions!?! (contractions) Did your gravy touch your peas!? Did you brush your teeth today??..." The kids have been reading this book obsessively which is where the gravy and the peas thing came from and she's heard everyone ask me if I was having contractions for the last month... She could be a great doctor someday!
This face. She was the jester I guess...
After my last doctors appointment Gemma asked me if she could give me a check up, she looked in my mouth with the flash light and said, "okay. I'm gonna ask you some questions... Did you have any tractions!?! (contractions) Did your gravy touch your peas!? Did you brush your teeth today??..." The kids have been reading this book obsessively which is where the gravy and the peas thing came from and she's heard everyone ask me if I was having contractions for the last month... She could be a great doctor someday!
This face. She was the jester I guess...
She told our neighbors little girl that she couldn't get in the pool with shoes on "or Mommy will get a wood spoon and spank you." Pretty sure that kids never coming over again...
When Gemma saw Rue nursing for the first time she said "Oh Momma... she's kissing you!!!"
She found a business card and was pretending it was her phone. Then she put it in her leggings on top of her butt where a pocket would be. Later, she looked at me funny, pulled it out and said very casually "hey mom, smell my phone." She's a true lady...
I can't wait to see what other funny things she says about Rue!
XOXO
Miranda
When Gemma saw Rue nursing for the first time she said "Oh Momma... she's kissing you!!!"
She found a business card and was pretending it was her phone. Then she put it in her leggings on top of her butt where a pocket would be. Later, she looked at me funny, pulled it out and said very casually "hey mom, smell my phone." She's a true lady...
I can't wait to see what other funny things she says about Rue!
XOXO
Miranda
Laughing my head off!!! I can so see her face with every statement. She's truly a GEM!!!
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