Things Toddlers Say

Brandon was away at work when Gemma was in the bathtub the other night. I was in the hall and she was screaming "Dad Brandon, come here!" over and over. When I'd ask what she needed she'd say "Mom, you not Dad Brandon. Go away." She doesn't even call him Dad!? She calls him Papa and always has, I have no clue where it came from but it was hilarious.

Gemma randomly uses her middle finger to point at things. So casually it's hilarious, she always stares at me and wonders why I'm laughing.



I was sitting at a red light texting and missed the light changing, the person behind me honked of course and I said SORRY! Gemma immediately said MOM, WHAT DID YOU DO TO DEM!? YOU HAS TO BE KIND MOM, THEY NICE PEOPLES. I'm so glad she thinks so!

At the Zoo the other day Gemma was deciding which animals she would and would not like to eat. Giraffes? "No, they're creepy Mom. Why so long necks!?"

I asked her what she wants for her birthday and she said "a shotgun like Papa's and a shovel to dig in the dirt." Either she's been listening to way too many country songs or she honestly has no clue how hilarious it is to ask for those two particular items together...

And last but certainly not least Gemma told Brandon's parents that "Mommy said the F word!" Not only is it the truth it's so much more embarrassing to be tattled on by a tiny person.

I'd love to hear your funny stories!!

XOXO

Miranda